Laying out with Boden

It was such a beautiful day that I decided to slather on baby oil and layout with a book on a sheet a' la 1982 when it was okay to use baby oil and sheets are big enough to encompass any position. (Do not tell my mother.) 

This is my conversation highlight with Boden.

Boden audibly rips one.

Mommy: Boden, did you toot?

Boden: Ah, yeah. (pause) Where do toots come from?

Mommy: From your butt.

Boden: You know that's right, Mommy.

I have no idea where he get's it, but it is soooo amusing.